Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble

[Marshal Dillon]

So much for joining the Big Ten for the prestige. It was simply to milk the conference for more money. Nice guys at UM.


 

Maryland’s athletic department is broke.

That’s why the school made the decision to jump from the ACC to the Big Ten. They wanted to balance their budget, to stop operating in the red and to reinstate the seven sports that were cut back in 2012.

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[pmull]

Since CB moved to Maryland the whole state has gone to pot.  One bad apple spoils the whole bunch.

[cbbama99]

I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. 

[Marshal Dillon]

I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. 

We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in.


 

[2Stater]

I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. 

We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in.


 

 

[cbbama99]

I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. 

We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in.


 

No thanks. I think I'd rather live in Detroit.

[Jamos]

I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. 

We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in.


 

You bet, money and housing is very affordable.

[Marshal Dillon]

I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. 

We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in.


 

No thanks. I think I'd rather live in Detroit.

A REAL Tide fan would man up and move to Auburn and work with the REC to keep Auburn on the bottom. All you would have to do is:

1)  Wear Auburn gear to blend in with the other pukes
2)  Keep a poster & statuette of Pat Dye in your home and car
3)  Brainwash yourself into believing Auburn is a Holy place to live & attend college
4)  Talk about how Auburn is a Top Ten football program to everyone you know
5)  Discuss with other Aubies how Cam came to Auburn for the love of Auburn and not for money
6)  talk enthusiastically about Gus Malzahn being the HC


I think these are small sacrifices for a true Tide fan to make.


 

[Jamos]

I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. 

We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in.


 

No thanks. I think I'd rather live in Detroit.

A REAL Tide fan would man up and move to Auburn and work with the REC to keep Auburn on the bottom. All you would have to do is:

1)  Wear Auburn gear to blend in with the other pukes
2)  Keep a poster & statuette of Pat Dye in your home and car
3)  Brainwash yourself into believing Auburn is a Holy place to live & attend college
4)  Talk about how Auburn is a Top Ten football program to everyone you know
5)  Discuss with other Aubies how Cam came to Auburn for the love of Auburn and not for money
6)  talk enthusiastically about Gus Malzahn being the HC


I think these are small sacrifices for a true Tide fan to make.


 

You might add, saving your used toilet paper and throwing it on Toomers Corner.

[ricky023]

I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. 

We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in.


 

No thanks. I think I'd rather live in Detroit.

A REAL Tide fan would man up and move to Auburn and work with the REC to keep Auburn on the bottom. All you would have to do is:

1)  Wear Auburn gear to blend in with the other pukes
2)  Keep a poster & statuette of Pat Dye in your home and car
3)  Brainwash yourself into believing Auburn is a Holy place to live & attend college
4)  Talk about how Auburn is a Top Ten football program to everyone you know
5)  Discuss with other Aubies how Cam came to Auburn for the love of Auburn and not for money
6)  talk enthusiastically about Gus Malzahn being the HC


I think these are small sacrifices for a true Tide fan to make.


 

You might add, saving your used toilet paper and throwing it on Toomers Corner.

Wow! I hope I never make you guys mad at me. , RTR!

[cbbama99]

I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. 

We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in.


 

No thanks. I think I'd rather live in Detroit.

A REAL Tide fan would man up and move to Auburn and work with the REC to keep Auburn on the bottom. All you would have to do is:

1)  Wear Auburn gear to blend in with the other pukes
2)  Keep a poster & statuette of Pat Dye in your home and car
3)  Brainwash yourself into believing Auburn is a Holy place to live & attend college
4)  Talk about how Auburn is a Top Ten football program to everyone you know
5)  Discuss with other Aubies how Cam came to Auburn for the love of Auburn and not for money
6)  talk enthusiastically about Gus Malzahn being the HC


I think these are small sacrifices for a true Tide fan to make.


 

If that is ALL you have to do, then I'll transfer my allegiance to the mighty Jags of South Alabama. 
MD, you sound a little TOO interested in this. Maybe the REC can set up something for you down on the most redneck village on the plain. 

[pmull]

I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. 

We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in.


 

You bet, money and housing is very affordable.

Make sure you put him in a nice trailer park. Nothing but the best for CB.

[Hannibal Lecter, MD]

So much for joining the Big Ten for the prestige. It was simply to milk the conference for more money. Nice guys at UM.


 

Maryland’s athletic department is broke.

That’s why the school made the decision to jump from the ACC to the Big Ten. They wanted to balance their budget, to stop operating in the red and to reinstate the seven sports that were cut back in 2012.

Click here for link

I guess they were expecting their Under Armor alumnus to contribute as much as Phil Knight has to Oregon.

[Marshal Dillon]

I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. 

We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in.


 

You bet, money and housing is very affordable.

Make sure you put him in a nice trailer park. Nothing but the best for CB.

Outstanding idea. This will make it even easier to blend in.


 

[pmull]

The REC needs to spare no expense in getting CB set up in a nice home. The trailer park needs to be first class with a liquor store, pawn shop and laundry mat on the property.

He will need an open line of credit at Walmart so he can get him and Little CB decked out in auburn gear.

CB needs to go ahead and start calling in to talk radio shows. "Paaawwll, it's a new day! You need to get on the Gus Bus Paawwll. Bammer will not be able to slow down the HUNH, Gus is a offensive whiz. Our defense is going to be the best in the SEC with Ellis Johnson. Our quarterback is just as good as Scam Cam. We have the best running backs in the nation. I think Gus will get us at least 10-11 wins."

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